there is no rhyme or reason to my hyperfixations, only Love and Screaming <3
current fixation(s): seventeen
constant occupation: being silly
merlin side blog: clotpoleofcamelot :D
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listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new
my blog: a summary
FAMOUS AUTHORS
TEXTBOOKS
MATH AND SCIENCE
CHILDREN’S BOOKS
PHILOSOPHY AND RELIGION
PLAYS
MODERN FICTION, FANTASY AND ROMANCE
FOREIGN LANGUAGE
HISTORY AND CULTURE
RARE BOOKS
ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT
MYSTERY
POETRY
MISC
… and here is a gift for all of us.
So I can find this again! Great list!
I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding
Some of us are old enough to remember when literally everything took about 4 weeks to ship.
My couch is arriving in 4 weeks and company gave us a $200 gift card in apology after telling us it would take 4 weeks when we bought the thing. I-this instant gratification is really doing something to us. I know I sound like a grumpy old woman but it is ok to wait for things if it means fellow human beings are treated fairly.
me hunched over my computer about to write a 10k one shot to make my favorite ship (merthur) suffer and then kiss
I saw this circling on Twitter but regardless if this is a bot or not I have the urge to slap you if I see you do this shit
If you do this shit you don't deserve to ever read a single word of anyone's writing ever again
its wednesday
Irrelevant
End of my rope tuesday wednesday
Mater's fucking lost it
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.
OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?
ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).
Nothing will ever be better than the last one
HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ
That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-
“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates
full res image to share 💜
Hey you good? you reblogged this like three times now.
10 actually i think
